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Bionic Uptime

Why uptime monitors send false alarms

A false alarm is an email saying a website is down when visitors can reach it. After a few of them, people stop opening the emails, and then they miss the real one. That is why we treat a false alarm as worse than a slow one.

The usual causes

What we do before we email you

Each website is requested once every 60 seconds, alternating between two locations on two different companies' networks: Chicago and New Jersey. When a check fails, we do not email yet. We ask the other location to check straight away. Then the first location tries again, 10 seconds after that.

We call a website Down only when both locations and the retry agree within 45 seconds, and only while both locations are known to be working. Then each person on that website's alert list gets one email. When the site comes back, both locations must see it working before each of them gets one recovery email.

How that answers each cause

One real day

In the 24 hours to 28 September 2026, the website on our live demo failed a routine check 12 times, each time by taking longer than ten seconds to answer. Four times the other location got an answer straight away. The other eight times both locations waited ten seconds for nothing, and the site answered on the retry, seconds later.

A monitor that alerts on one failed check would have sent 12 emails that day. Asking a second location first would still have sent 8. We sent none, because the site never stayed down long enough to fail all three.

What it costs

Confirming takes a little longer than trusting one check, up to 45 seconds. An outage that is over in a few seconds may never send an email. We think that is the right trade for people who look after other people's websites: an email from us should mean somebody needs to act.

If a firewall blocks us

If it blocks both of our locations, we would say the site is down, and we would be wrong. If it blocks only one, the site shows Status uncertain after five minutes, with one email saying our two locations disagree and one more when both can see it again, never an outage alert. Our two addresses and exactly what each check sends are on about our checks, so you can allow them.

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